Good dragons under the control of bad people do bad things.

(Source: holland-roden)

omgtsn:

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states

i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

(Source: omgtsn)

fightongaga:

Laughing, because there’s 2 pepper shakers on the table, instead of salt and pepper.

I repeat,
NO SALT

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

It’s January 11th, 2007, and the end of seventeen years of writing.

(Source: rowlingon)

siriusblaack:

An Endless List of My Favorite Characters

5/: Sirius Black

“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.” 

one time i referred to gay sex as sword fighting and my mom laughed so hard she started crying

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