Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

branna-laurelin:

Finally an explanation!

(Source: tracey-hummel)

deanisanactualprincess:

Tractor Angel Au (insp.)

After Dean banished Tractor Angel to a corn field without his tractor he mopes around from heartbreak cause he misses it. But then he finds Cain who has been looking for a new farm since demons overran his house. At first Tractor Angel is hesitant because Cain is a abomination, the father of murder. But Cain shows him how peaceful he is now. He keep bees and grow corn, and Cain understands Tractor Angel’s loss. Soon it transforms into a great friendship and they set up a farm together, selling enough corn till Tractor Angel can buy himself a new tractor.

spartanmom thecupcakequeen16

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

peeta has never been more proud of himself than he has at this moment

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

Happy 1st of September!

(Source: athelstanning)

pretentiouslimericks:

jackdonnellys:

can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google 

The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.

(Source: chrlspratts)

22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met.

—(via siriuxblacx)

chevalierdog:

are you there god? it’s me……………………………………..slime man

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